Your choices are…..
A. Seek marriage counseling
B. Install a bigger doggie-door
or
C. Fly to DC on the weekends and have a wild fling with someone who wants you… bad
Seek Marriage Counseling, Or Install A Bigger Doggie-door?
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January 24th, 2010 at 8:59 am
Locked out? Pretty sad when the dog’s allowed in, but you’re not.
You, my friend, need a man cave. A place to call your own, where you can crash for the night if necessary. A fortress of solitude with all of the amenities where you can drink as much as you want and ponder such questions as, which Baywatch babe was hotter, Pam Anderson, Carmen Elektra or Yasmin Bleeth? Snoop Dogg has one, why not you? Gives a whole new meaning to being sent to the Dogg-house.
j0e
January 24th, 2010 at 8:59 am
Keep a car key duct taped to your upper thigh and always be closer to the front door than she is.
Or counseling. whatever. Just make sure your therapist isn’t divorced.
January 24th, 2010 at 8:59 am
marriage counseling
January 24th, 2010 at 8:59 am
marriage counseling
January 24th, 2010 at 8:59 am
Purchase a doghouse with all the amenities.
January 24th, 2010 at 8:59 am
Is a revolving door too much to ask.
January 24th, 2010 at 8:59 am
WD 40 and install bigger fun bags?
January 24th, 2010 at 8:59 am
just remove the door…. cheaper and easier