Relationship Advice

I am a pisces girl and I am interested in a leo boy. will this work? i want to know if our charts show any other compatibilty than just our sun signs. I was born on 28 february 1993 at 12:55. he was born on 8 august 1993.

There is this boy in my school and i really really like him and he flirts with me but i have heard that he fancies this other girl but i dont think he does but he shows signs that he is interested in me but i really want to to get with him and stuff but i dont really talk to him an stuff. But im a bit shy to talk to him. Please can someone give me really good advice on how to get this boy cuz i really like him….. baring in mind i dont know if he likes me but he flirts ??? but please help!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks!!

Examine his body language. If he likes you, you may see that he rarely turns his back to you, often leans towards you, and also looks at you a lot. Both his feet will point towards you if he’s comfortable with you, but if he’s uncomfortable with you, one foot will be pointing at you and the other will be pointing towards an exit.
Notice his eye contact. If he likes you, he may either look away quickly if he is shy, or he’ll try to catch your eye and hold it. This can be uncomfortable if you don’t like him. If you feel like you have held eye contact just a fraction of a second longer than you would with anyone else, or if he looks away quickly, then there is something there. When he’s around you and he says/does something funny and everyone around laughs, his eyes will flicker towards you for a second to see if you laughed, too.
His pupils may dilate if he likes you, but this is quite hard to pick up on, and you might come across as acting strangely by looking that closely into his eyes. If you’re around him for a long time, it could be easier to pick up on gradually.
Hint: If you like him, your pupils may be dilated. Check a mirror, then see if his eyes are similar.
When a guy likes you he will try and make himself seem impressive to you
“Listen to what he’s saying”. If he likes you, and he’s nervous, he’ll probably start talking about himself. Many times, guys feel the need to prove themselves- especially if you talk about another guy in his company.
Be aware of touching. He might put his hand on your arm when he laughs, and won’t move his leg if it happens to touch yours, or he may hug you for small things - all are good signs of a guy liking you.
Watch for him showing interest in things you like and do. For example, if you like a certain genre of music that he likes as well, he may suggest bands or artists for you to listen to. Another example, if you play sports he may ask to play against you just to show off that he’s good at something you both like and then also have a reason to give you compliments as well.
Notice the way he treats you - does he playfully tease you, or call you names, just to try and get your attention? It’s natural for a guy to tease when he likes a girl, but remember, someone can still tease someone, even if they aren’t attracted to them. Also, keep in mind that some guys simply will not tease you.
Check for signs of nervousness Nervous laughter, sweaty palms, fidgeting, looking away quickly when you notice if he is watching you are all good signs of an attraction towards you and that he is nervous about making an impression on someone he fancies. Also notice if you call his name, does his head snap around right away or does it turn gradually?
Smile - a big smile in return is a good sign. See if he always ends up in the same part of the room as you; perhaps he keeps going out of his way to bump into you and to flash his smile in your direction then flash a quick smile back to avoid blushing.
Pay attention to his friends. If they know he’s interested in you, they might tease him subtly when you’re around, hint to you that he likes you, or even try to find out if you like him. Study their reactions to your presence - do they smile? Do they turn to him? Do they smirk in a way that suggests they know something that you don’t? Maybe when they dare him in games of truth and dare, they always dare him to do something to you. If so, then there’s a good chance that they know that he really does like you.
Be open! Give him room to approach you and talk to you - it can ruin the situation if he hasn’t got any opportunity to do so, for example if your friends are giggling in the background, or you are never on your own.
Pay attention to how many times he uses your name. If you talk to him often, watch how many times he uses your first name. People tend to use your name to get your attention, and it shows that they think about you! For example, if you say something, and he replies with “ha ha, nice, [ name here ]” it means he thinks about what he is saying more than if he replies with “ha ha, nice.” The second doesn’t mean he doesn’t like you, but using your name is usually a tell-tale sign.
Notice his behavior in conversation. Sometimes when guys ask you questions and other people distract the conversation or cut him off, he’ll just forget about it. If you notice that he keeps asking or changing the subject back to the question until you answer, then he may like you - but if the topic is something serious, he may just want to know out of curiosity.
He’ll flirt with other girls to get your attention- If a guy is really into you he will want to make you jealous. So, he will most likely flirt with other girls in front of you. It gives them a chance to see your reaction. It helps them know if you really do like them or not. But guys flirting with other girls in front of you doesn’t always mean they like you. They actually might be into that girl. The way you can tell t

See, I’m a taurus girl with some issue: I kinda like talking to this Sagittarius boy and I think i’m falling for him but we don’t talk as much as we use to and I think I don’t feel sexy or interesting anymore and I went to the school nurse and he was there, he smiled I wink and one of my friend was sick and I wanted to talk to him but nothing happen. So what’s wrong with me or my sign right now?

I really like this boy in one of my classes and i want to get to know him better but i am afraid of getting turned down and i dont even know how to ask. he is in only one of my classes and his two best friends are in that class too so i dont want to ask when he is with them. how do i get to just flirt and talk to him alone. what signs could tell me that he is interested in me? any tips on how to ask if he wants to hang? thnks

I am a Taurus girl and I have 4 Scorpio friends - 2 girls and 2 boys and about the ways we talk or interact they all are too much different so that I can’t make conclusions from one’s reactions and apply to another friend of the same zodiac sign. So about that girl, she is polite with me, but actually we have just general random talk, sometimes we disagree, then we talk really more but at the other time when everything is going on alright we exchange word or two. Sometimes she is good at giving advices but sometimes when I tell her something she answers with ‘alright’ and I am worried if she finds our friendship has worn off? How to understand if it so and what to do for our friendship to be interesting and with more talk and sharing of stuff? I care for all the friends I have and I usually want to have the same friends for a life time.

So, there is a boy and a girl. Let’s say Jason and Molly. So, Jason and Molly went to the same middle school, but during middle school while having seen each other around school, didn’t really talk. At the end of middle school on a class trip, Jason splashes Molly & the group of friends she is with. That gets Molly to notice him. So, the summer passes.
Then, freshman year comes. For the first month of school, Molly doesn’t notice Jason at all. After starting to hang out with a new group of friends, Molly and Jason start to meet eyes. This happens a lot. Molly will often find Jason looking at her. But, they have no classes together and they don’t talk. All Jason does is look. He seems like a pretty shy guy.
This goes on for a while. But then, before a school break, Jason shows sign of interest in Molly. His friend looks at Molly then at Jason, and pushes Jason playfully into a locker. Jason laughs and doesn’t do anything back. He just looks at Molly, possibly to see if she had just seen that. This happens twice.
Also, Jason acts as if he is going to come talk to Molly, like he walks halfway but then goes back.
After break, Molly’s stupid friend goes up to Jason and tells him that Molly likes him. Jason smiles and asks really? but gives no straight answer as if he likes her back or not.
Also, Molly’s stupid friend let all his friends no and his ex, so they were all talking and answering for him at the same time. Molly’s friend asks Jason what he wants to tell Molly but he doesn’t say a word. All the while, Jason keeps silent.
Molly assumes Jason doesn’t like her and tries to move on. About 2-3 months have passed. And during those months, it seems as if Jason and Molly have both moved on. Recently, it seems that Jason has been looking at Molly again. But Molly, who still likes Jason, is being careful, and not looking at him, giving no sign that she still likes him.
What do Jason’s actions mean?
What do Molly’s actions mean?
What should Molly do?
What should Jason do?
This question is for two people I know who are going through this. I wanna give them advice.

ok the guy i like(he might like me back) talks to any other girl and my sister fine, but when it comes to me….hardly anything.
we had hardly talked before our 1st date. and then he asked me to homecoming. and we still barely talk. is it us being nervous? or is it that he doesnt like me like that? sometimes when my guy friends are being stupid and teasing me he will tell them to knock it off, but he looks at me sometimes, and most of the time it seems like he is kinda ignoring me. cuz when i am right there and so is my sister, he will say something to her, and I just stand there, but when he says something funny to my sister he looks at me. if anyone has any idea what this boy is thinking that would be great.
my best friend is his friend, and he talks to her more than me. he talks to every girl more than me. i think we wanna talk to each other we just dont know how. @ Homecoming the end of the last song he spun me out & spun me into this half hug where he put his arm around me

ok the guy i like(he might like me back) talks to any other girl and my sister fine, but when it comes to me….hardly anything.
we had hardly talked before our 1st date. and then he asked me to homecoming. and we still barely talk. is it us being nervous? or is it that he doesnt like me like that? sometimes when my guy friends are being stupid and teasing me he will tell them to knock it off, but he looks at me sometimes, and most of the time it seems like he is kinda ignoring me. cuz when i am right there and so is my sister, he will say something to her, and I just stand there, but when he says something funny to my sister he looks at me. if anyone has any idea what this boy is thinking that would be great.
my best friend is his friend, and he talks to her more than me. he talks to every girl more than me. i think we wanna talk to each other we just dont know how. @ Homecoming the end of the last song he spun me out & spun me into this half hug where he put his arm around me

51. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice
possible “sex and candy”
52. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your
head and walk around the store casually.
53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the
mannequins.
54. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run
between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”
56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror
while you pick your nose.
57. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes.
(Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!)
58. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly
ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act
as spastic as possible.
59. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and
women’s signs on the doors of the rest room.
60. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch
everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.
61. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with
various funnels.
62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse
through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare
them into believing that the clothes are talking to them
63. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you
and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is
breaking up with you and you begin crying “How could you
do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was
another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME
darling.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto
the ground screaming and having convulsions.
64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people
out.
65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and
begin stroking it lovingly, saying “Good girl, good bessie.”
66. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of
shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the
boxes and throw it in various aisles.
67. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
68. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every
perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another
girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way.
“hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).” When the boy
shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way.
“hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).”
69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples
carts when they don’t realize it!
70. Walk around the perfume department with a bottle of
super strong perfume and spray people as they walk by. Lean
in and sniff them then jump back and wave your hand in front
of your nose and saying “Oh god, your over powering the
perfume!!”
71. Hit on the elderly.
72. Hit on 5 year olds.
73. In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly
move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left
as if your trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the
ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like
crazy. Then finally yell out “Yes!!! I got it!!! Wow, that was
the biggest Cockrouch I’ve ever seen, i think it was pregnant!!!
Hey look, there’s another one!!!” Then Repeat.
74. Repeat 73 with a can of bug spray.
75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat.
Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc.
76. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a
prissy English Man. Say things like “Cheerio, good man.” to
people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture.
77. Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your
friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those
electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they
don’t know you.
78. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for
toddlers. Fit the character; if your on a hoarse, then pretend
that your a cowboy, etc.. And If a little kid comes over
wanting to use it, start barking at them until
they run away crying.
79. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind
customers and “accidentally” hit the people instead of your
friend.
80. Excesively use anything thing that says “Try Me”.
81. Start pocketing any and all free samples.
82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.
82. Walk up to the customer service and when they say
“Hello, how may I help you?” say “Yes, I’ll have a Quarter
Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of
french fries and a diet coke.” And when they start to talk, say
“Oh, to go”. Then when they say that they can’t give it to you
say “Oh, This is because I’m gay isn’t it? I’d expect this from
Caldors, but not Walmart. People who are gay are just like
everyone else your know. You digust me” Then walk away
mumbling to yourself. If your a guy, try to act as valley- girl-
like as you can
83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up

I’ve been talking to this guy recently and we share a lot of common interests and have good conversations and stuff. He’s a really smart guy and he’s definitely not one to judge based on appearances (thank goodness). I like him, but I’m not really experienced in the boy department, so I need to know what this means: we were talking online today and he said “i just realized i don’t have your number. mine’s (he gave me his number), whats yours?”
is this a sign of interest or is it just like “hey you’re a cool person let’s be friends”?
again, I don’t want to sound immature asking this question. I just want to know what the deal is.

I am a high schooler, and this girl that I like is part of my school.
She and I are pretty good friends, and we like to hang out on occasions.
However, I feel more for her. We decided one day to go watch The Dark Knight, since she hadn’t seen it yet, and we decided to go to her house to watch it. So, I went to her house, met her parents, and we went down to the basement and watched it. We sat on seperate couches, probably not deliberately, since I sat down first and she sat down second. We did not have any physical contact whatsoever while watching the movie.
Later, she invites me to go see another movie, but instead we changed plans and went to Dave and Busters on New Years Eve. We played arcades there for a while, then went back to my house and she met my parents and family. We watched Horton Hears a Who, played board games, and other stuff. Then, we went and had dinner at her house with her family and we did other games and stuff there.
I invited her to Homecoming, and she said yes. There, we danced about 5-6 times, slow-dancing, and we would always look into each other’s eyes every so often. Eventually, we started singing the song to each other, but everyone else was too, so I don’t know if that was a sign or not.
She likes to make me laugh, I like to make her laugh, we enjoy each other’s company and we definitely hang out outside of school. As far as I know, she has not invited any other guys to hang out outside of school other than me. She still flirts with other guys or just acts nice to them, I don’t know which. But, it always seems like, despite all these things that we do together outside school, she seems to not be as interested in me during school or anything.
I told her my feelings, and she said she felt something there too, but that she wanted to take it very slow, and that we’re just good friends for now. But I really don’t know how to approach the situation or what to do about it. It seems like we like each other and that we’re even dating whenever we’re outside of school. We’ve done all the things that “exclusive couples” do. We’ve met each other’s parents, and we’ve been to each other’s houses, and I drive her to our many experiences together.
On top of this, with her acting as friends on occasion and as more on occasion, she’s always the one that invites me to all these get togethers outside of school, so my question is, would a girl really invite a boy to go somewhere outside of school multiple times if she didn’t really have any feelings for him? And what does this all mean?
The help would be greatly appreciated.

I am a high schooler, and this girl that I like is part of my school.
She and I are pretty good friends, and we like to hang out on occasions.
However, I feel more for her. We decided one day to go watch The Dark Knight, since she hadn’t seen it yet, and we decided to go to her house to watch it. So, I went to her house, met her parents, and we went down to the basement and watched it. We sat on seperate couches, probably not deliberately, since I sat down first and she sat down second. We did not have any physical contact whatsoever while watching the movie.
Later, she invites me to go see another movie, but instead we changed plans and went to Dave and Busters on New Years Eve. We played arcades there for a while, then went back to my house and she met my parents and family. We watched Horton Hears a Who, played board games, and other stuff. Then, we went and had dinner at her house with her family and we did other games and stuff there.
I invited her to Homecoming, and she said yes. There, we danced about 5-6 times, slow-dancing, and we would always look into each other’s eyes every so often. Eventually, we started singing the song to each other, but everyone else was too, so I don’t know if that was a sign or not.
She likes to make me laugh, I like to make her laugh, we enjoy each other’s company and we definitely hang out outside of school. As far as I know, she has not invited any other guys to hang out outside of school other than me. She still flirts with other guys or just acts nice to them, I don’t know which. But, it always seems like, despite all these things that we do together outside school, she seems to not be as interested in me during school or anything.
I told her my feelings, and she said she felt something there too, but that she wanted to take it very slow, and that we’re just good friends for now. But I really don’t know how to approach the situation or what to do about it. It seems like we like each other and that we’re even dating whenever we’re outside of school. We’ve done all the things that “exclusive couples” do. We’ve met each other’s parents, and we’ve been to each other’s houses, and I drive her to our many experiences together.
On top of this, with her acting as friends on occasion and as more on occasion, she’s always the one that invites me to all these get togethers outside of school, so my question is, would a girl really invite a boy to go somewhere outside of school multiple times if she didn’t really have any feelings for him? And what does this all mean?
The help would be greatly appreciated.

I am a high schooler, and this girl that I like is part of my school.
She and I are pretty good friends, and we like to hang out on occasions.
However, I feel more for her. We decided one day to go watch The Dark Knight, since she hadn’t seen it yet, and we decided to go to her house to watch it. So, I went to her house, met her parents, and we went down to the basement and watched it. We sat on seperate couches, probably not deliberately, since I sat down first and she sat down second. We did not have any physical contact whatsoever while watching the movie.
Later, she invites me to go see another movie, but instead we changed plans and went to Dave and Busters on New Years Eve. We played arcades there for a while, then went back to my house and she met my parents and family. We watched Horton Hears a Who, played board games, and other stuff. Then, we went and had dinner at her house with her family and we did other games and stuff there.
I invited her to Homecoming, and she said yes. There, we danced about 5-6 times, slow-dancing, and we would always look into each other’s eyes every so often. Eventually, we started singing the song to each other, but everyone else was too, so I don’t know if that was a sign or not.
She likes to make me laugh, I like to make her laugh, we enjoy each other’s company and we definitely hang out outside of school. As far as I know, she has not invited any other guys to hang out outside of school other than me. She still flirts with other guys or just acts nice to them, I don’t know which. But, it always seems like, despite all these things that we do together outside school, she seems to not be as interested in me during school or anything.
I told her my feelings, and she said she felt something there too, but that she wanted to take it very slow, and that we’re just good friends for now. But I really don’t know how to approach the situation or what to do about it. It seems like we like each other and that we’re even dating whenever we’re outside of school. We’ve done all the things that “exclusive couples” do. We’ve met each other’s parents, and we’ve been to each other’s houses, and I drive her to our many experiences together.
On top of this, with her acting as friends on occasion and as more on occasion, she’s always the one that invites me to all these get togethers outside of school, so my question is, would a girl really invite a boy to go somewhere outside of school multiple times if she didn’t really have any feelings for him? And what does this all mean?
The help would be greatly appreciated.

* Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
* Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
* Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
* Start playing football — see how many people you can get to join in.
* Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and yell, ”I need some tampons!!”
* Try on bras over top of your clothes.
* Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
* While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible ”Sex and Candy”
* Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, ”I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.
* Tune all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to ”10.”
* Play with the automatic doors.
* Walk up to complete strangers and say, ”Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
* While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, ”Who BUYS this ****, anyway?”
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* Put pairs of women’s panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
* Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
*. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
* As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, ”Wow. Magic!”
* Put M&M’s on layaway.
* Move ”Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
* Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
* Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
* Nonchalantly ”test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
* Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,”…I’m Batman. Come, Robin — to the Batcave!”
* TP as much of the store as possible.
* Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
* Play with the calculators so that they all spell ”hello” upside down. (01134)
* When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, ”Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”
* When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, ”Red Rover!”
* Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
* Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full-scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
* Take bets on the battle described above.
* Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. Barbie. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect…)
* While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
* While no one’s watching, quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the restrooms.
* Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from ”Mission: Impossible.’
* Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
* Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
* Fill an entire cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.
* Set up a ”Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.
* Two words: ”Marco Polo.’
* Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
* ”Re-alphabetize” the CDs in Electronics.
* In the auto department, practice your ”Madonna” look with various funnels. * Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like ”the fat man walks alone,” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.
* While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying ”How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.
* When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, ”No, no! It’s those voices again!”
* Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
* Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax.If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
* Get a stuffed animal, go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying ”Good girl, good Bessie.”
* Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.
* When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
* Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
* Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
* Test the fishing rods and see what you can ”catch” from the other aisles.
* In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with a girl and start flirting with him as ditisily as possible: ”Hi! (giggle) What’s your sign? (giggle).” When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. ”Hi! (giggle) What’s your sign? (giggle).”
* Hold indoor shopping cart races.
* Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
* When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially through narrow aisles. * Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
* Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. * Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
* Say things like, ”Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?”
* Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., ”Do you have any Shnerples here?”
* Ride a display bicycle through the store — claim you’re taking it for a ”test drive.”
* Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
* Get boxes of condoms and randomly slip them into peoples’ carts when they aren’t paying attention.
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* Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
* Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
* Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
* Start playing football — see how many people you can get to join in.
* Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and yell, ”I need some tampons!!”
* Try on bras over top of your clothes.
* Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
* While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible ”Sex and Candy”
* Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, ”I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.
* Tune all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to ”10.”
* Play with the automatic doors.
* Walk up to complete strangers and say, ”Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
* While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, ”Who BUYS this ****, anyway?”
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* Put pairs of women’s panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
* Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
*. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
* As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, ”Wow. Magic!”
* Put M&M’s on layaway.
* Move ”Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
* Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
* Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
* Nonchalantly ”test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
* Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,”…I’m Batman. Come, Robin — to the Batcave!”
* TP as much of the store as possible.
* Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
* Play with the calculators so that they all spell ”hello” upside down. (01134)
* When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, ”Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”
* When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, ”Red Rover!”
* Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
* Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full-scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
* Take bets on the battle described above.
* Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. Barbie. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect…)
* While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
* While no one’s watching, quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the restrooms.
* Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from ”Mission: Impossible.’
* Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
* Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
* Fill an entire cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.
* Set up a ”Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.
* Two words: ”Marco Polo.’
* Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
* ”Re-alphabetize” the CDs in Electronics.
* In the auto department, practice your ”Madonna” look with various funnels. * Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like ”the fat man walks alone,” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.
* While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying ”How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.
* When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, ”No, no! It’s those voices again!”
* Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
* Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax.If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
* Get a stuffed animal, go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying ”Good girl, good Bessie.”
* Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.
* When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
* Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
* Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
* Test the fishing rods and see what you can ”catch” from the other aisles.
* In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with a girl and start flirting with him as ditisily as possible: ”Hi! (giggle) What’s your sign? (giggle).” When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. ”Hi! (giggle) What’s your sign? (giggle).”
* Hold indoor shopping cart races.
* Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
* When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially through narrow aisles. * Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
* Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. * Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
* Say things like, ”Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?”
* Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., ”Do you have any Shnerples here?”
* Ride a display bicycle through the store — claim you’re taking it for a ”test drive.”
* Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
* Get boxes of condoms and randomly slip them into peoples’ carts when they aren’t paying attention.
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He’s “conservative” type of guy. He’s handsome but doesn’t think so and many girls have hit on him. He gets scared easily fr that kind of attention. He’s been in long term relationships the past ten yrs. I’m a good girl; i’m not like other girls. - not easy, dramatic, clingy, attached or expecting anything. I like to be silly but I know when I need to be serious. I’m still easygoing but real. We’ve been “in contact” for a bit over a month. We’re on a “mutual understanding” and have much in common. We’re both private people.
He’s been the perfect gentleman. I get a “g’morning” txt everyday and we txt all day everyday. He’ll call me a couple times too. He likes to joke around alot - it’s his personality and also his guard/defense mechanism. He’s very honest, blunt, and direct to the point and sometimes corny. He let me known fr. the beg, about EVERYTHING. VERY HONEST even if it was ugly and we’re both on the same page.
The more i get to know him, he’s been “comfortable” and actin like a fool. Signs show he still is interested…he’ll notice little things about me, always flirting, supportive of what’s goin on w. me…we went out TWICE this week…but he’s been CONFUSING me. He’s a predictable gentleman but is tryin to be “opposite” thinkin it will make me more intersted. He’s so caught up on what girls have told him in the past so he “warns me about it” “from what girls have said, good or bad
ANYWAY, i was FREAKED OUT the night before and my defense mechanism was to be scared and be distant.He txtd me the next morning and i was bein confused/extra guarded so i gave him one word answrs. He was his normal self and i think he noticed me being distant so he stopped texting me. Looking back, he started acting weird WHEN I STARTED acting weird. The next day I txtd him to see what was up and he responded back but wasn’t “himself” - he was polite/serious. I FINALLY talked to him about monday and we cleared things out and asked if he was hinting/trying to scare me away and he said “no.” He was still flirty and still managed to be a little boy wanting to confuse me and admitting he had “game’. There was no contact for 3 full days. Friday, he finally said hi and asked how i was. He said he was “busy w. work, working out, and planning trips and said he was tired”. I don’t get it…in the beg, he did all that stuff while texting me. He did change and wasn’t as childish…still joked/flirted a bit but kept it clean. It’s saturday and i txtd him to see how he was and i got nothing…IS HE DONE?

* Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
* Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
* Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
* Start playing football — see how many people you can get to join in.
* Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and yell, ”I need some tampons!!”
* Try on bras over top of your clothes.
* Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
* While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible ”Sex and Candy”
* Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, ”I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.
* Tune all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to ”10.”
* Play with the automatic doors.
* Walk up to complete strangers and say, ”Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
* While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, ”Who BUYS this ****, anyway?”
.
* Put pairs of women’s panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
* Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
*. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
* As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, ”Wow. Magic!”
* Put M&M’s on layaway.
* Move ”Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
* Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
* Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
* Nonchalantly ”test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
* Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,”…I’m Batman. Come, Robin — to the Batcave!”
* TP as much of the store as possible.
* Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
* Play with the calculators so that they all spell ”hello” upside down. (01134)
* When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, ”Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”
* When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, ”Red Rover!”
* Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
* Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full-scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
* Take bets on the battle described above.
* Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. Barbie. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect…)
* While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
* While no one’s watching, quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the restrooms.
* Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from ”Mission: Impossible.’
* Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
* Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
* Fill an entire cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.
* Set up a ”Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.
* Two words: ”Marco Polo.’
* Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
* ”Re-alphabetize” the CDs in Electronics.
* In the auto department, practice your ”Madonna” look with various funnels. * Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like ”the fat man walks alone,” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.
* While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying ”How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.
* When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, ”No, no! It’s those voices again!”
* Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
* Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax.If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
* Get a stuffed animal, go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying ”Good girl, good Bessie.”
* Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.
* When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
* Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
* Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
* Test the fishing rods and see what you can ”catch” from the other aisles.
* In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with a girl and start flirting with him as ditisily as possible: ”Hi! (giggle) What’s your sign? (giggle).” When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. ”Hi! (giggle) What’s your sign? (giggle).”
* Hold indoor shopping cart races.
* Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
* When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially through narrow aisles. * Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
* Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. * Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
* Say things like, ”Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?”
* Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., ”Do you have any Shnerples here?”
* Ride a display bicycle through the store — claim you’re taking it for a ”test drive.”
* Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
* Get boxes of condoms and randomly slip them into peoples’ carts when they aren’t paying attention.
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* Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
* Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
* Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
* Start playing football — see how many people you can get to join in.
* Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and yell, ”I need some tampons!!”
* Try on bras over top of your clothes.
* Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
* While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible ”Sex and Candy”
* Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, ”I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.
* Tune all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to ”10.”
* Play with the automatic doors.
* Walk up to complete strangers and say, ”Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
* While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, ”Who BUYS this ****, anyway?”
.
* Put pairs of women’s panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
* Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
*. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
* As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, ”Wow. Magic!”
* Put M&M’s on layaway.
* Move ”Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
* Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
* Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
* Nonchalantly ”test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
* Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,”…I’m Batman. Come, Robin — to the Batcave!”
* TP as much of the store as possible.
* Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
* Play with the calculators so that they all spell ”hello” upside down. (01134)
* When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, ”Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”
* When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, ”Red Rover!”
* Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
* Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full-scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
* Take bets on the battle described above.
* Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. Barbie. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect…)
* While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
* While no one’s watching, quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the restrooms.
* Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from ”Mission: Impossible.’
* Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
* Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
* Fill an entire cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.
* Set up a ”Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.
* Two words: ”Marco Polo.’
* Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
* ”Re-alphabetize” the CDs in Electronics.
* In the auto department, practice your ”Madonna” look with various funnels. * Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like ”the fat man walks alone,” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.
* While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying ”How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.
* When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, ”No, no! It’s those voices again!”
* Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
* Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax.If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
* Get a stuffed animal, go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying ”Good girl, good Bessie.”
* Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.
* When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
* Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
* Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
* Test the fishing rods and see what you can ”catch” from the other aisles.
* In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with a girl and start flirting with him as ditisily as possible: ”Hi! (giggle) What’s your sign? (giggle).” When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. ”Hi! (giggle) What’s your sign? (giggle).”
* Hold indoor shopping cart races.
* Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
* When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially through narrow aisles. * Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
* Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. * Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
* Say things like, ”Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?”
* Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., ”Do you have any Shnerples here?”
* Ride a display bicycle through the store — claim you’re taking it for a ”test drive.”
* Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
* Get boxes of condoms and randomly slip them into peoples’ carts when they aren’t paying attention.
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Anyone got any ideas on a team/activity/group/something for a 6 year old girl to join? For years we have been rotating activities for her, Gymnastics, Ballet, Dance and Swimming.
She’s enjoyed these things, but nothing has really stuck with her, or been good enough for her to ask to continue for more than “because we always do”
She is a very active girl, not a tom-boy, but not a princess. A very “individual” spirit. A leader much more than a follower, almost to a negative, in the controlling sense.
I think that signing up for something that promotes team and group effort over individual accomplishment would do well for her development, as well as something that assists in her understanding of discipline, and rules such as a coach.
The obvious answer here is a sports team, and being in the Toronto area (Durham Region) hockey stands out. However she cannot skate at all. Hockey does interest me, but i am unfamiliar with the associated costs.
Any other ideas? Open to anything at all.

101 Things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him &quotI need some tampons!!”
6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.
7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.
8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms
9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible &quotsex and candy”
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, &quotI think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to &quot10″.
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, &quotHi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, &quotWho BUYS this ****, anyway?”
15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.
16. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, &quotWow. Magic!”
20. Put M&M’s on layaway.
21. Move &quotCaution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
24. Nonchalantly &quottest” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, “…I’m Batman. Come, Robin–to the Batcave!”
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell &quothello” upside down.
29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, &quotWhy won’t you people just leave me alone?”
30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, &quotRed Rover!”
31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
33. Take bets on the battle described above.
34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!)
35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
36. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the rest room.
37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from &quotMission: Impossible.”
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
40. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
41. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.
42. Set up a &quotValet Parking” sign in front of the store.
43. Two words: &quotMarco Polo.”
44. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.
45. &quotRe-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics.
46. In the auto department, practice your &quotMadonna” look with various funnels.
47. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like &quotthe fat man walks alone,” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them
48. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying &quotHow could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.
49. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, &quotNo, no! It’s those voices again!”
50. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
52. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying &quotGood girl, good bessie.”
53. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.
54. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.
55. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
56. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
57. Test the fishing rods and see what you can &quotcatch” from the other aisles.
58. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. &quothi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).” When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. &quothi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign? (giggle).”
59. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
60. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.
62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
64. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
65. Say things like, &quotWould you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?”
66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., &quotDo you have any Shnerples here?”
67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a &quottest drive.”
68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don’t realize it.
70. Get an empty book, and say it’s a guest book. Get people to sign.
71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag
72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window &quotthe British are coming”
73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes
74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices
75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane
76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)
77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saing &quotI’m gonna save us from that bomb!”
78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight
79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.
80. When people aren’t looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap.
81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section
82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls.
83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner.
84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens.
85. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it.
86. Go to the gun section, saying &quotCan I buy a gun? I’m tired of that stupid smily face!”
87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use wite-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund.
88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught
89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms.
90. Repeadeately say &quotThe clowns are not eating me.”
91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name.
92. Rearrange items as you see fit.
93. Take a full set of guy’s clothes and a full set of gal’s clothes, then leave them lying somewhere.
94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs
95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone’s face (only the opposite sex)
96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recomended)
97. Grab stickers that say &quotradioactive” and put them randomly on food items.
98. Follow someone until they notice
99. Puoll out pins, like that guy form the 7up commercial
100. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here.
101. Record yourself while having sex, then have it play over and over gain in the middle of a clothes rack.

My girlfriend an i both go to diffrent schools and i really havnt got anything substatial to put as “evidence” that she is actually cheating on me..its just kinda like a feeling that i have…specially because i see the way that other girls at my school do there boyfriends…i jus wanna know what are some signs that your girl might b cheating on you… also wanna add that we havnt talked in a while but thats because she’s been w/ her dad who dosnt let her talk on the phone…i gave her a phone to call me an i think she called me like twice…and said she didnt have a signal or her dad was “around” however she still managed to call and text message a boy who she calls “her brother” im just really confused at this point…any answers??

69 Things to do in Wal-Mart
* Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
* Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
* Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
* Start playing football — see how many people you can get to join in.
* Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and yell, ”I need some tampons!!”
* Try on bras over top of your clothes.
* Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
* While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible ”Sex and Candy”
* Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, ”I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.
* Tune all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to ”10.”
* Play with the automatic doors.
* Walk up to complete strangers and say, ”Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
* While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, ”Who BUYS this ****, anyway?”
* Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
* Put pairs of women’s panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
* Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
*. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
* As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, ”Wow. Magic!”
* Put M&M’s on layaway.
* Move ”Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
* Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
* Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
* Nonchalantly ”test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
* Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,”…I’m Batman. Come, Robin — to the Batcave!”
* TP as much of the store as possible.
* Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
* Play with the calculators so that they all spell ”hello” upside down. (01134)
* When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, ”Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”
* When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, ”Red Rover!”
* Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
* Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full-scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
* Take bets on the battle described above.
* Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. Barbie. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect…)
* While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
* While no one’s watching, quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the restrooms.
* Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from ”Mission: Impossible.’
* Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
* Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
* Fill an entire cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.
* Set up a ”Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.
* Two words: ”Marco Polo.’
* Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
* ”Re-alphabetize” the CDs in Electronics.
* In the auto department, practice your ”Madonna” look with various funnels. * Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like ”the fat man walks alone,” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.
* While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying ”How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.
* When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, ”No, no! It’s those voices again!”
* Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
* Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax.If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
* Get a stuffed animal, go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying ”Good girl, good Bessie.”
* Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.
* When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
* Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
* Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
* Test the fishing rods and see what you can ”catch” from the other aisles.
* In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with a girl and start flirting with him as ditisily as possible: ”Hi! (giggle) What’s your sign? (giggle).” When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. ”Hi! (giggle) What’s your sign? (giggle).”
* Hold indoor shopping cart races.
* Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
* When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially through narrow aisles. * Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
* Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. * Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
* Say things like, ”Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?”
* Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., ”Do you have any Shnerples here?”
* Ride a display bicycle through the store — claim you’re taking it for a ”test drive.”
* Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
* Get boxes of condoms and randomly slip them into peoples’ carts when they aren’t paying attention.

I think I have an online crush on this girl I’ve been chatting for a year or so. She’s 18, and I’m 20.
We’re only about 20 miles or so away and it sounds like a realistic enough of a distance if things do get serious.
Both of us are single, obviously, and she’s not into anybody at the moment, yes we do share quite a bit of our girl/boy businesses
I haven’t given her any major sign of my interest yet, neither she has. And even if she has mutual crush on me, she’s extremely shy, so I think I’ll have to do most of the ‘work’ by myself.
What would be a good way to give her hints via online without sounding creepy?
Thanks in advance!

I think I have an online crush on this girl I’ve been chatting for a year or so. She’s 18, and I’m 20.
We’re only about 20 miles or so away and it sounds like a realistic enough of a distance if things do get serious.
Both of us are single, obviously, and she’s not into anybody at the moment, yes we do share quite a bit of our girl/boy businesses
I haven’t given her any major sign of my interest yet, neither she has. And even if she has mutual crush on me, she’s extremely shy, so I think I’ll have to do most of the ‘work’ by myself.
What would be a good way to give her hints via online without sounding creepy?
Thanks in advance!